Well, obviously, Antoine Dodson is an amazing and extraordinary human being for a cornucopia of reasons. To begin, people who dislike Dodson are either trolls or members of the black community around his neighbourhood. However, both of their arguments are invalid, since the trolls most likely live in their mother’s basements and are not intelligent or successful enough to produce legitimate statements. Also, the members of his society complain that news today cannot be taken seriously thanks to characters like Antoine Dodson, which is entirely untrue, since he helped the news to spread all over the internet as a meme. This helped in persuading more young people to watch the news and become more aware of current events. Also, the people that live in the projects near Dodson say that he creates a bad stereotype for the black community, but no evidence can prove this, so he must be setting a good example. Additionally, Antoine has an iPhone application with his own quotes, so this proves that Steve Jobs, who is a very competent man, admires him, and such a noteworthy individual’s opinions should be followed. Dodson also played a big part in assisting the police with their pursuit to capture the rapist by making the YouTube video of his news footage so popular. Since policemen are often highly respected members of society, then Antoine too should be respected for helping them. He is also very responsible and displays outstanding leadership qualities, since he is the oldest of his siblings. This makes him the perfect role model for younger generations. Appreciating Antoine’s contribution will also lead to an increase in t-shirt sales and an enhancement in fingerprint scanning technology, which will better our future. Studies from the scientists at the Know Your Meme website (http://knowyourmeme.com/ ) also show that Dodson will never call out another bed intruder again if his actions are not recognized as being positive in the community. This will result in an increase in rapes in the Lincoln Park area, which will eventually affect the entire world. Soon, our planet will be infested with wall climbing rapists, which could have all been stopped with the mere help of Antoine Dodson. Furthermore, people should be sympathetic towards Dodson and his family, since his sister was nearly raped. This shows that if you don’t idolize him for the phenomenal person that he is, then you are really dumb. To conclude, Antoine Dodson has recently stated that "you have given me this opportunity to shine so [darn it], I’m going to shine", which shows that he glows like a star that should be looked up to by everyone. Thus, Antoine Dodson is an excellent role model in society and should be applauded for his behaviour, not scolded. So you can run and tell that, homeboy.
